Irbe to assembled media: "Screw Moose and Squirrel. We Just Punk'd Uncle Sam!"
ARRRGH! We can't beat Boris and Natasha! Team USA just kissed their ugly step-sister, and she's a dimunitive goalie with Soviet-era pads who just happened to make 39 F'n saves.
Somebody better keep Tka-chunk away from the all-you-can-eat pasta and Sangria bar tonight. You know he tends to binge when he's depressed. Chelly might have to crank up the Olympic Village dorm destruction blowout keg party a week early. I hear Bodie Miller has already RSVP'd.
Ok, if this *!&$*%$#*?! continues, this third-generation Slovene will be jumping on the Team Slovakia bandwagon by the weekend.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Posted by M15D at 2/15/2006