Friday, June 29, 2007

Introducing EA Sports' "Metro Staal"

Redwood City: In an effort to expand the NHL's appeal among a broader and more narcissistic audience, EA Sports has introduced, "NHL08, The Metro Edition." Gamers will soon be able to purchase this special metrosexual friendly edition in the popular EA series at their nearest Williams Sonoma.

In addition to exciting on-ice features found in all EA Sports games, Metro Edition players will also be able to color coordinate the post-game attire of their favorite NHLers, design and Feng Shui their personal living space, and create sensible diets, high in fiber and anti-oxidants, for their virtual superstars.

When interviewed about the release, dreamy cover boy, Eric Staal of the Carolina Hurricanes, stated, "See, I can have my cake and eat it too. Isn't this just super!"

(me thinks you'll rue the day you ever posed for that pic, Staalsy)


WufPirate said...

I can't see the man-purse in this picture.

John said...

Is this Staal's "naked with Gary Coleman" moment?

CasonBlog said...

...and he's got a perfectly butch flannel shirt hanging on the hook behind him. At least he could have put that on and broken into the Lumberjack song.