Thursday, October 25, 2007

Chuck Norris Factoids

Canada has Jordin Tootoo. We have Chuck Norris. I heard Dennis Miller talking about this on the drive to work. The site is called and here's a sampler of these not-so-well-known tidbits about America's enforcer:

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.


WufPirate said...

Good. Now, just replace all the "Chuck Norris" in that post with "Chad LaRose" and its fitting.

CasonBlog said...

Funny you should suggest that Wufie. Right after I hit the post button, the idea came to me that I should have made it all about Rod Brind 'Amour. Just "sampled" these bullets with his name replacing Norris. Twisted minds think in parallel.